Peter's Humor?
Article posted by C.A.S.H. Committee To Abolish Sport Hunting

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From From Peter Muller, President Emeritus of the League of Humane Voters, VP Committee to Abolish Sport Hunting

A deer hunter asked his pastor if it was a sin to hunt on Sunday. “From what I hear about you,” said the pastor, “It’s a sin for you to hunt any time.”

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One bear told another: My grandmother was very tough. She buried three hunters, and two of them were just napping.

Adapted from a joke by comedienne Rita Rudner

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After an unsuccessful hunting trip, Harry went into work an hour late, his face was scratched and bruised, his glasses bent and he had blood all over his face and clothes from a nasty swipe from a bear.

“What happened to you?” his boss asked.

Harry said, “A bear knocked me down a cliff, then jumped down and almost took my head off,”

His boss was aghast. “That took you a whole hour?”

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Eight hunters got into an elevator and began talking about their hunting escapades. One tried to outdo the other. After a minute, a voice from the back interrupted them:

“So,” a man said, “how many hunters does it take to press the elevator button?”

Adapted from: Anahita Hashemi, Stamford, Connecticut

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