By Peter Muller, C.A.S.H. VP
Why does it take longer to make a snowman representing a hunter than
a snowman representing a truck driver?
Because it’s
time-consuming to hollow out the head.
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Why is it hard to convict hunters of a crime even if there is a ton of
forensic evidence?
Because almost all
hunters have the same DNA.
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Why did a hunter spend too much time watching TV?
Because it took him
2 hours to watch "60 minutes."
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A hunter was urged on a call-in radio
program to just speak his mind. He complied, but remained speechless.
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When a hunter saw the sign "NC-17" (under
17 not admitted) at a movie theater, he called up 16 hunting buddies
to join him.
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Why does it take a hunter one hour to eat breakfast?
Because he usually spends 45
minutes staring at the orange-juice container that is marked "concentrate."
