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The C.A.S.H. Courier
From the Fall 2002 / Winter 2003 Issue

PETERíS HUMOR?

Hunting's not a joke, but hunters and game agents are!

By Peter Muller, VP C.A.S.H.

A hunter went to a shopping mall wearing his camo-outfit with his hunting license on his back He entered an appliance store, approached the salesman and declared, "Iíd like to buy this TV set." The sales clerk took one look at him and told him politely but firmly, "Iím sorry but we donít sell to hunters."

The hunter went out to his car and changed into a pair of old overalls and an old jacket and went back to the store. He again approached the clerk asking to buy the TV set. The salesman, once again, rebuffed him with, "Iím sorry but we donít sell to hunters."

He figured that the clerk must have remembered him from before. He went home, showered, shaved, put on his dress shirt and his suit and went back to the store. This time he picked a saleslady and, putting on his best manner, he ventured, "Iíd like to buy this TV set." She gave him one disgusted look and dismissed him with, "We donít sell to hunters."

Totally dejected he asked her, "How did you know Iím a hunter?" She explained with a shrug, "Thatís not a TV, itís a drier."


Did you hear about the daffy hunter who shot in the air?
He missed.


What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
The annual Sportsmenís Day parade.


How do you make a hunter's eyes light up?
Shine a flashlight in his ear.


Two hunters were sitting at a bar in congratulatory mood. They kept toasting each other with "Here's to the six months!" The bartender becomes curious and asks them, "What's so special about the six months?" Proudly they explain, "Well, we've been spending all our time working on a jigsaw puzzle! And it said three to five years on the box, but we finished it in only six months!"


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