By Peter Muller, Joke Master and VP, C.A.S.H.
A man goes into a restaurant, sits down and starts reading the menu. The
menu says:
Broiled Dentist $5.95 per plate
Fried Accountant $7.95 per plate
Toasted Ecologist $7.95 per plate
Grilled Hunter $69.95 per plate
The man calls a waiter over and asks, "Hey, why does the Grilled
Hunter cost so much more?"
The waiter says, “Are you kidding? Do you know how hard it is to clean
one of them?
Two guys from the big city go on their first hunting trip. They rent all
the equipment - the RV, the rifles, the camo-suits, the tree stands, the
car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune!
The first day they go hunting, but they don't see anything. The same
thing happens on the second day…and on the third day. It goes on like
this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men
shoots at a
deer but misses.
As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to
the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy shot cost
us twenty-five hundred bucks?"
The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't take
any more shots!"
A man left work on Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, as he’d
promised his wife, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the
boys
and spending his entire paycheck.
When he finally appeared at home Sunday night, he was confronted by his
very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade about
his actions.
Finally, his wife stopped and said to him. "How would you like it if you
didn't see me for two or three days?" To which he replied, "That
would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and
went with the same results. Thursday, the swelling went down just enough
where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
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