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The C.A.S.H. Courier
ARTICLE from the Winter 2008 Issue
Peter's Humor
C.A.S.H. apologizes if you are not amused.
By Peter Muller, V.P. C.A.S.H.
A hunting safety course instructor out west was giving a talk to a group
of wannabe hunters about hunting in grizzly bear territory. He told them
that most bear encounters occur when hunters, being extra quiet along the
trails in hopes of surprising wildlife, accidentally stumble into bears. The
resulting surprise can be catastrophic he told them.
To avoid this, he suggested that each hunter wear tiny bells on their
clothing to warn the bears of their presence. Also, he said further, be
especially cautious when you see signs of bears in the area, especially when
you see bear droppings. One wannabe Fudd asked, “How do you identify bear
droppings?” “Oh that’s easy,” the instructor explained, “it’s the ones with
all the tiny bells in them.”
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The following two jokes were sent by long time C.A.S.H. member, Carol
Ames:
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A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for
the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the
weight of an eight-point buck.
“Where’s Henry?” the others asked.
“Oh, Henry had a stroke of some kind. He’s a couple of miles back up the
trail,” the successful hunter replied. “You left Henry laying out there and
carried the deer back?” they inquired.
“A tough call,” nodded the hunter.
“But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!”
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The young man from Mississippi came running into the hunting store and
said to his buddy, “Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the
parking lot!”
Bubba replied, “Did you see who it was?”
The young man answered, “I couldn’t tell, but I got the license number!” .
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