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The Mourning Dove Doesn't Leave His Mate
Sent to C.A.S.H. by Nancy Furstinger.
Good
news, poets! Now there is a second association between dove and romance
besides the overworked rhyme. South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, when not
"saying goodbye" to his Buenos Aires consort over Father's Day, was
dispatching mourning doves in Cordoba, Argentina.
The "official state trade delegation" as it was called by the Post
Chronicle that included men and women, "VIPs," and aides, was paid for by
Sanford appointee and Cabinet member Commerce Secretary Joe Taylor.
News reports don't give the name of the dove-hunting lodge in Cordoba
where the wing shooting took place. Was it JJ Caceria's Estancia where they
advertise on their website, "It is normal to shoot between 1,000 to 1,500
shells per hunter per day... Hunters regularly use two guns and a reloader
to prevent barrel overheating thanks to no bag limits or seasons." Photos
show mountains of deceased birds in front of grinning he-men. Whee!
At daybreak, "the birds started flying, and it was non stop until we
quit shooting at 11:30 or around 5 p.m. Notice I said we quit shooting. The
doves were still flying when we left as we were completely worn out from
shooting," writes Mike Bland of Houston, Texas on the lodge's web- site.
"I have never seen so many dove [sic] and have never [sic] a more
fulfilling hunt in my life," wrote William Holliday of New York.
"Both of my boys became members of the Club 1000 for shooting more than
1000 birds in a single day -- a proud papa moment," wrote John Horton of
Austin, Texas.
Of course Horton doesn't have to go all the way to Argentina to teach his
children bloodlust. Most states, including Sanford's South Carolina,
offer "youth dove hunts" for children as young as 8, though bag limits
can be as low as 15 and adult takes count toward the child's bag limit, so
don't try anything.
The light gray- brown mourning dove (Zenaida macroura) with its
iridescent neck patches and long, tapered tail ("macroura" means "large" and
"tail") is the closest relative to the Passenger Pigeon that was hunted
into extinction in 1914.
Yet the common American backyard bird is also the nation's most hunted
bird, causing ethical and public relations problems for sportsmen.
"Virtually every issue that puts hunting or wildlife management issues in
the hands of the public starts out with hunters up against the ropes,"
lamented the National Rifle Association Web site when dove hunting bans
appeared on several state ballots.
The dove is cherished as a songbird and symbol of peace, and not guilty
of overpopulating or eating crops or ornamental plants.
Nor are 3.5-ounce doves filled with shot that has to be picked out of
anyone's idea of a favorite meal.
A recipe for "dove with mushrooms" calls for 16 dove breasts -- hello -
and doves grilled in barbecue sauce according to another recipe and wrapped
in bacon and jalapenos all but disappear, wrote a disappointed outdoors
writer.
How many have been bequeathed to bird boys (who didn't want them either?)
Even the mourning dove's life span is controversial and a PR problem for
dove hunters. Hunting sites give it as one year -- read: not much of a life
anyway -- while the San Francisco Bay Bird Observatory records a mourning
dove living 31 years and 4 months. Big difference.
Of course it's the other gun Sanford used on Father's Day that has gotten
him in trouble with three of the most influential women in the United States
-- his wife, the former Jennifer Sullivan of Lake Forest, IL, and Gail
Collins and Maureen Dowd of The New York Times.
And now people are asking the usual ethics and judgment questions about
Sanford: if a politician will cheat on his wife, who won't he cheat on? If a
politician will lie about sex, what won't he lie about? If a politician will
squander taxpayer money on this, what won't he squander it on?
Absent from the public discussion is if a politician gets a thrill out of
killing -- repeatedly, for no reason and without a fight -- what else is
wrong with his mental health?
Nor is anyone pointing out that the mourning dove used to be called the
Carolina Turtledove and doesn't leave its mate.
Reprinted with permission of the author - appeared on
www.Buzzflash.com as a guest commentary.
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