It is a bad month for our Joke-Meister, nevertheless his fan club below
remains loyal. In order for C.A.S.H. not to let our readers down in the
future, we urge those of you with a good sense of humor, love of animals,
and disdain for hunting and trapping to send us a relevant joke for our next
newsletter. Not all will get published, but, hey, you never know!
A lonely guy decided that life would be more fun if he had a pet. So, he
went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual
After some discussion, he decided on a centipede, which came in a little
white box to use for its house.
He took the centipede home, found a good location for the box, and then
decided he would start off by taking his new pet out for a walk.
He walked over to the box and asked, “Would you like to go to out for a
short walk with me?” But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him
again, “How about going out for an evening walk?” But again, there was no
answer from his new friend.
He waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to
ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede’s
house and shouting, “Hey, in there! Would you like to go out for a walk!!!?”
An agitated little voice came shrieking from the box, “I heard you the
first time...I’m putting on my shoes!!!”
A very depressed
Republican confides to his psychiatrist:
“Doctor, every morning I miss Bush and Cheney. What should I do?”
The shrink look at him puzzled, shrugs his shoulders, and suggests:
“Just reload and try again.”