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ARTICLE from the Spring 2010 Issue

Peter's Humor?

C.A.S.H. apologizes if you are not amused.

JJJ

A hunter, still in camos, goes to a McDonalds for lunch. After staring at a woman seated at the counter for a few minutes, he walks over to her and kisses her. She jumps up and slaps him silly.

He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

She screamed at him "Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good killing savage - get away from me!"

"Funny," he mutters, "you even sound exactly like her."

JJJ

Q: What did the hunter get on his IQ test?

A: Saliva

JJJ

A turkey hunter who prided himself on being an intellectual accidentally shot and killed his partner because he had a turkey decoy on his back while he was using a turkey caller. While talking to the inquisitive reporters, he wasn't able to contain his disdain for his dead colleague and said: Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.

JJJ

Contrary to public opinion, hunters actually do hold patents and copyrights on some major inventions; here are some of them:

Inflatable dart board
A dictionary index
Ejector seat in a helicopter
Powdered water
Water-proof tea bag

JJJ

Please send your jokes to: www.wildwatch.org  winners will be published and given full credit.

   
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