The C.A.S.H. Courier Newsletter

Fall-Winter 2014 Issue
Peter's Humor

What do you call 50 hunters standing ear to ear? A wind-tunnel.


What do you call a hunter with half a brain? Exceptionally gifted!


In Utah --where the death penalty is by firing squad -- an environmentalist, a hiker, a hunter were sentenced to death for walking around the state without a compass. The environmentalist was going to be the first executed. The officer in charge of the firing squad asks him if he has any last words. The environmentalist yells, "Earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and starts running in all directions; the environmentalist manages to escape in the ensuing general confusion.

Once back to duty, the guards then bring out the hiker. The officer in charge of the firing squad asks him if he has any last words. The hiker yells, "Tornado!" Everyone runs for cover and the hiker also manages to escape in the general confusion.

The guards now bring out the hunter. The officer in charge of the firing squad asks him if he has any last words. The hunter yells, "Fire!"


A recently published article entitled “Ten Etiquette Tips For Hunters” includes the following advice:

  1.  Never take a beer to a job interview.
  2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
  3. It's considered bad manners to take a cooler, a rifle and a tree-stand to church.
  4. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered bad form to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.
  5. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
  6. Dating should be done mostly outside your immediate family.
  7. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.


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