The C.A.S.H. Courier Newsletter
Fall-Winter 2014 Issue
What do you call 50 hunters standing ear to ear? A wind-tunnel.
What do you call a hunter with half a brain? Exceptionally gifted!
In Utah --where the death penalty is by firing squad -- an
environmentalist, a hiker, a hunter were sentenced to death for walking
around the state without a compass. The environmentalist was going to be the
first executed. The officer in charge of the firing squad asks him if he has
any last words. The environmentalist yells, "Earthquake!!"
Everyone is startled and starts running in all directions; the
environmentalist manages to escape in the ensuing general confusion.
Once back to duty, the guards then bring out the hiker. The officer in
charge of the firing squad asks him if he has any last words.
The hiker yells, "Tornado!" Everyone runs for cover and the hiker also
manages to escape in the general confusion.
The guards now bring out the hunter. The officer in charge of the firing
squad asks him if he has any last words. The hunter yells,
A recently published article entitled “Ten Etiquette Tips For Hunters”
includes the following advice:
- Never take a beer to a job interview.
- Always identify
people in your yard before shooting at them.
- It's considered bad
manners to take a cooler, a rifle and a tree-stand to church.
if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still
considered bad form to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.
ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in
private using one's OWN truck keys.
- Dating should be done mostly
outside your immediate family.
- When sending your wife down the
road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
Go on to Suburban Howls
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