How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole
lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned
2. Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
3. Dachshund: You
know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
5. Boxer: Who
cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Lab: Oh, me,
me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the
dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one
more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage
of the situation.
8. Jack Russell
Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and
9. Old English
Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
11. Chihuahua : Yo
quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."
12. Greyhound: It
isn't moving. Who cares?
Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
14. Poodle: I'll
just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he
finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
How many cats does
it take to change a light bulb?
Cats do not change
light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
Cat: "How long
will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a
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