Peter's Humor (Fall-Winter 2018)
Article posted by C.A.S.H. Committee To Abolish Sport Hunting

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From From Peter Muller, President Emeritus of the League of Humane Voters, VP Committee to Abolish Sport Hunting

To not waste the great jokes told years ago, the following jokes are republished from Pete’s Humor in the Fall 2009 and Spring 2010 Issues. If you would like to submit jokes for the next issue of the C.A.S.H. Courier, please email them to C.A.S.H. Jokes at [email protected] 

 

A hunter, in a desperate effort to acquire some culture, decided to attend the opera. An usher came by and noticed him sprawled across three entire seats. He whispered to the hunter, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The hunter groaned but didn't budge.

The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager. The hunter just groaned.

The usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment, he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the hunter, but with no success.

Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?"

"Sam," the hunter moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?"

With agonizing pain in his voice, Sam replied.... "The balcony."

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Q: How many dumb-hunter jokes are there?
A: Only three. The rest are true stories.

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A  hunter was proud to tell everybody that he was a sixth-generation hunter and derived from an altogether remarkable ancestry. "Now my grandfather, he knew the exact date that he was going to die. Not only that, but he knew at what time and how he would die."
An impressed listener asked, "Wow, that's incredible. How did he know all of that?"
The hunter explained: "The judge told him."

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Q: What did the hunter get on his IQ test?
A: Saliva.

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