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Submitted by Maynard S. Clark - 12 Sep 2003

A man calls the hospital. The doctor answers and the man says, "Help! Help! My wife is pregnant and there are only two minutes between her contractions!"

"Is this her first child?" asked the worried doctor.

The man replies, "No! This is her husband!"

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