You know, for a week, I try to imagine the lyrics to these Christmas Carols, such as Jingle Bells or Sleigh Ride, referring to a tech-horse drawing an old-fashioned sleigh; 50% retro, 50% futuristic, 100% vegan.
As for the dinner in “How the Grinch Stole Christmas”, I would convince myself they can’t literally mean rare WHO roast beast. After all, we’ve had stuff called “Hot Dogs” for the longest time, and those have no hint of Dalmatian. (Not the best vegan example, but you know, it came to me.)
Unfortunately, that got spoiled in the movie with the Grinch (Jim Carrey) going “Who wants the gizzard?”
“Too late! That’d be mine”