I only know the names of two angels, Hark and Harold.
Gregory, age 5
Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos any more. I forget
why, but scientists are working on it.
Olive, age 9
It's not easy to become an angel ! First, you die. Then you go to Heaven,
and then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got
to agree to wear those angel clothes.
Matthew, age 9
Angels don't eat, but they do drink milk from Holy Cows.
Jack, age 6
Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The main
subject is where you went wrong before you got dead.
Daniel, age 9
When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when
he lets out his breath again, somewhere there's a tornado.
Reagan, age 10
Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who's a very good
carpenter.
Jared, age 8
All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn't go
for it.
Antonio, age 9
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