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Biblical Bumper Stickers
Submitted by Maynard S. Clark - 5 Mar 2004

Adam: "You are what you eat."

Eve: "At least he doesn't compare me to his mother."

Abraham: "I'm goin' not knowin'. "

Noah: "Honk if you believe in treading water."

Moses: "From a basket case to the promised land."

Elizah: "When Jezebel ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."

Balaam: "My second donkey talks!"

At the Sinai desert: "Winding road next 40 years"

At the Red Sea: "Caution! Subject to sudden flooding"

The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

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