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Biblical Bumper Stickers
Submitted by Maynard S. Clark - 5 Mar 2004Adam: "You are what you eat."
Eve: "At least he doesn't compare me to his mother."
Abraham: "I'm goin' not knowin'. "
Noah: "Honk if you believe in treading water."
Moses: "From a basket case to the promised land."
Elizah: "When Jezebel ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."
Balaam: "My second donkey talks!"
At the Sinai desert: "Winding road next 40 years"
At the Red Sea: "Caution! Subject to sudden flooding"
The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
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