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Church Bulletins Announcements - We All Make Mistakes Sometimes...
Submitted by Maynard S. Clark - 30 Aug 2003

The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

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The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

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The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

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The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

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Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7:00 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.

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Ushers will eat latecomers.

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The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."

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Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."

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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

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The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.

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The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.

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Twenty-two members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.

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A song fest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.

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On a church bulletin during the minister's illness: "GOD IS GOOD. Dr.Hargreaves is better."

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Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.

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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

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