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HUMOR ARCHIVES

On this page you will find some of the items, thoughts and messages that were submitted to the Veg-Christian E-mail discussion group, or to all-creatures.org.

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Holy Humor - Seen in Churches Around the Land...

"Fight truth decay - study the Bible daily."

"People are like tea bags - you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are."

"Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives":

"God so loved the world that He did NOT send a committee."

"Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!"

"When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. . . He came out all right."

"How will you spend eternity? Smoking or Non-smoking?"

"If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns."

"Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world!"

"Economic Forecast: It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin."

"Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church."

"If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again."

"Forbidden fruit creates many jams."

"In the dark? Follow the Son."

"If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. . .Talk to the Shepherd."

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