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Kid's Notes to God
Submitted by: Maynard S. Clark 12 Jun 2003

Recently a nun asked her class to write notes to God.

Here are some of the notes the children handed in:

Dear God: Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?

Dear God: I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool.

Dear God: Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have?

Dear God: I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world.  There are only 4 people in our family and I'm having a hard time loving all of them.

Dear God: In school they told us what You do... But Who does it when You're on vacation?

Dear God: Is it true my father won't get in to Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?

Dear God: Did You mean for the Giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?

Dear God: Who draws the lines around the countries?

Dear God: I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church. Is that okay?

Dear God: Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other so much if they had their own rooms. That's what my Mom did for me and my brother.

Dear God: Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"?  Because if You did, then I'm going to get my brother good.

Dear God: Thank You for the baby brother... but what I asked for was a puppy.

Dear God: If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.

Dear God: Please send me a pony.  I never asked for anything before.  You can look it up.

Dear God: I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.

Dear God: You don't have to worry about me - I always look both ways.

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