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You May Need A New Doctor If...
Submitted by Maynard S. Clark - 9 Sep 2003
** During surgery he has to keep repeating that "the thigh bone's connected to the knee bone" song.
** The patient before you was a goat.
** The local bar association named him "client of the year."
** All his Medical books are from the Time-Life "Do-it-Yourself Series".
** Whenever he leaves the room his nurse makes duck noises.
** The 60 Minutes crew are hanging out in his waiting room.
** He asks you to turn your head and cough during an eye exam.
** He has an assistant named Igor.
** You can beat him in a game of Operation.
** He has an office sharing arrangement with a mortician.
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