Animals on Animal Testing
By Gerry McArder

 In animal speak, they're not very impressed,

Tweet tweet, bzzz, meow, moo, arf, hee-haw, rib bit-croak,
quack quack, cluck, neigh, laugh, squeak, oink oink, c-a-doodle-doo,
baaah, gobble gobble, tu-whit, tu-whoo

And they suggest,
If you would mind your health,
and ditch your bad habits.

We'd be suffering less,
and you wouldn't need as many tablets!