Jingle Bells
By Rebecca Hall, submitted by Win Animal Rights (WAR)

Slipping through the snow
In a horse-drawn carriage sleigh
O'er the cars we go
crashing all the way
blind, can’t see a thing
horses steering right
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A horse is dead tonight!

Oh, driver yells, horseshit smells
19 hour day
Oh, what hell it is to ride
in a horse-drawn carriage sleigh