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By: Mozella Rainwater Sunshine
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Lessens allergies, keeps me in the pink
Improves circulation so I'm alert, able to think
Counters arthritis relieves joints of painful kinks
Thins blood so ticker won't go on the blink
Flavors soups, salads, vegey & fruity juice drinks
Lifts spirits & energy, lets me enjoy walks & skating rink.
For all this I'm grateful with only one complaint
-- WHY  - DO -  YOU -  MAKE -   ME -  STINK?!!!

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