Heidi CoonVegan Jedi
Animal Rights Poetry and Prose By Heidi Coon From All-Creatures.org

Poems of compassion dedicated to the non-human animals who share this planet with us and the people who fight for them.

Vegan Jedi
By Heidi Coon

The ethical ethos of a culinary beast
In the kitchen slinging nutritional yeast
Chopping nuts, kneading wheat, grinding oats into meats
Pioneering an animal corpse-free, gentle feast
A bowl of chocolate ice cream for grandma?
Iíll create some with cocoa and a frozen banana
Whip it up fast rocking my vegan pajamas
Doing it cos I canna!
Vegan maven wanna!
Cooking gentle AF crafting some cheese
Oh, hell no dairy, fucking please
Iíll roll up my vegan mastermind sleeves
Blitzing up some cashews like a breeze
Boil some noodles with the ease of green peas
Voila! Hardcore vegan wizard Macaroni ní trees
Iím a pig loving, compassionate bacon maker
Bacon shaman making it outta rice paper
I am a pantry raiding liquid smoking fucking McGyver
Fryin tofu fish ní chips with a side of vegan tartar
This mutha fucking vegan ainít missin no flavor
My fine tuned produce aisle warlock eye
Abracadabra! jackfruit into chicken pot pie
Artichoke crab cake so good you wanna cry
Badass I am, Vegan Jedi

vegan jedi

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