The Works of Mark EdgemonThe Clumsy Bomb Maker
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Mark Edgemon has been writing for 30 years. He writes and publishes short stories, articles, poetry and scripts, as well as, produces audio comedy productions for over 700 radio stations nationwide.

Contact Mark through his website, Creator and the Catalyst.

The Clumsy Bomb Maker

Online instructions for a new recruit terrorist man,
Desiring to see Allah many days earlier than scheduled.
Simple bomb making, easy as one, two, three;
He will be rewarded in paradise beyond,
Cause no one who sent him gives a damn.
Fools come in many shapes and colors
And are easy to find; praise will summon them out
From the cracks and crevasses; pouring forth like insects;
Stumbling; bumbling; giddy with ecstasy; agreeably delighted;
Happy to oblige; Wanting to be apart of something greater.
Greater than themselves? How hard is that? Not very.
Step number one to easy bomb making...find a bomb; done that!
Step number two...set the timer carefully and correctly; done that too!
Step number three...BOOOOOM! Dumb ass blew himself up!
Hello Allah, I'm a big fat screw up. Open the gates wide.
Where's the buffet; bring on the dancing girls; Huh? Hell?
Cause I was bad; hurt people; selfish and stupid. Who knew?
 
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