Animal Padre's
Christians Against All Animal Abuse
"Christ’s redemption is for the whole of creation!"

Winter 2013

Very Sad, But I Needed To Turn Such Requests Down

Two Dear Souls have pleaded with me this year that I hold a kind of marriage ceremony for both them and their respective loyal and faithful hound.  Indeed, their intentions were deeply honorable, but due to the world’s association between marriage and sex, I had to clearly turn down such requests because empty headed and frivolous outsiders would have interpreted such a blessing ceremony as a license to perform bestiality!

Well, how sick and frivolous are the minds of so many!  Consequently, in order not to be accused of promoting bestiality - something biblically as disgusting and obnoxious as both sodomy and incest! - I naturally refused both such requests: knowing that the public press would largely have made ‘a field day’ out of misinterpreting such a ceremony.

Go on to So Grateful Not To Be Of The Present Generation!
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