Animal Writes
6 Jun 1999 Issue

Cats, Dogs & Humans

What is a cat?

* Cats do what they want.
* They rarely listen to you.
* They are totally unpredictable.
* When you want to play, they want to be alone.
* When you want to be alone, they want to play.
* They expect you to cater to their every whim.
* They are moody.
* They leave hair everywhere.
* They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
* Conclusion: They are tiny women in fur coats.

What is a dog?

* Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of
furniture in the house.
* They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but they
don't hear you when you are in the same room.
* They growl when they are not happy.
* When you want to play, they want to play.
* When you want to be alone, they want to play.
* They are great at begging.
* They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
* They leave their toys everywhere.
* They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
* Conclusion: They are little men in fur coats


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