Please help! After two long years of being on a waiting
list for an exotic rare breed dog, we were finally notified by the
breeder that at long last, our number has come up, and... WE'RE HAVING A
PUPPY!
We must IMMEDIATELY get rid of our children now, because
we just KNOW how time consuming our new little puppy is going to be!
Since our puppy will be arriving on Monday, we MUST place the children
in new homes this weekend!!!
They are described as:
One male, white, brown hair, blue eyes. Four years old.
Excellent disposition. He doesn't bite. Name is David. Temperament
tested. Current on all shots. Tonsils removed already and very healthy
condition! David eats everything, is very clean, house trained and gets
along well with others. Does not run with scissors and with a little
time and training, he will do well in a new home
One male, brown hair, blue eyes. Two years old. Can be
surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. His name is Jared. Temperament
tested, but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. He is
current on all shots, tonsils out, and is very healthy and happy
(mostly.) Gets along well with little boys, but does not like to share
toys. He is house trained, and would do best in a one child household.
We really LOVE our children, and want to do what is best
for them. I hope you understand, that ours is a UNIQUE situation, and we
have a real emergency here! They MUST be placed by Sunday night at the
latest.
-- anonymous
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