by IMA Shyster
From: Puppies For Sale
Its that time of year again. It is so hard to find an
original gift. Why not a puppy? They are so cute and sure to be a big
hit on Christmas morning. Even somebody that doesn't like dogs will get
attached to the fuzzy little puppy with the big eyes. Puppies are truly
a gift for everyone.
Our company produces thousands of puppies each year. We
manufacture puppies by the truck load and ship them to pet stores all
over the country. Now for the first time you can buy direct from the
mill and save hundreds of dollars.
We have all breeds and will have thousands available for
Christmas ranging from 3 weeks old to 6 months. We recommend that you
get them as young as possible because they are so cute when they are
tiny. Sure they may suffer nutritionally from not having the mother
milk, and they may not be able to relate socially to other dogs but its
worth it to get one while they are so cute.
All of our dogs will come with authentic papers. Not
that we give a hoot about the pedigree or even make an attempt to ensure
that the papers match the pup but the papers are authentic and are
suitable for framing. Won't that impress the special someone on your
Christmas list? These authentic papers mean that you can also breed your
dog and make back your original investment many times over. Don't worry
about producing too many puppies, most local governments have an animal
control depart that will destroy the unwanted dogs for free. That's the
beauty of our business, if you sell someone a bad pup they can have it
killed and you can sell them a new breed next year.
All of our puppies are raised in small wire cages and
learn to relieve themselves where they sleep. This means you will never
have to house train your pup. You can keep him in the small crate his
entire life. If you have guests over you can always take him out and
clean him up and he will look like a normal dog. Of course if you do
take him out of the crate be careful, you may never be able to house
train your puppy. Be prepared for other behavioral problems that may
arise out of living in a wire cage for the first part of his life.
Health Problems: Some have accused us of selling sickly
puppies and some even ask if we have any type of health guarantee. We
guarantee that your puppy will be alive when you get it. We may have
more health problems than legitimate breeders but a few trips to the vet
should clear up most problems. If it gets too bad, you can always buy a
new puppy. Some breeders waste thousands of dollars testing for
potential genetic health problems, not us, we save that money and use it
to buy nice stuff for ourselves.
The bottom line is, if you are looking for long term
family pet to be part of your household for years to come go to a
reputable breeder. If you are looking for a disposable puppy that looks
just as cute and care to save a few bucks stop by your local pet store
and be sure to ask for Puppy Mills Farm brand of puppies. Or better yet,
order yours direct from the mill and save even more.
Take advantage of our Christmas special now for a
limited time only, buy 2 sickly dogs at the regular price and get one
nearly dead dog for free. Call today to ensure delivery by Christmas
morning 1 900 SICKDOG.
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