By Greg Lawson -
This last week, CNN reported that park officials at
Yellowstone National Park were "steamed" about the Metamucil commercial
currently being televised. The commercial shows a group of visitors at
Old Faithful asking a Ranger what makes the geyser so regular. The scene
changes to the Ranger secretly pouring a glass of Metamucil into the
Yellowstone Ranger Al Nash was quoted as saying, "It
suggests that it's OK to pour some substance into a thermal feature.
We've spent decades trying to educate visitors about the fact that it's
harmful to the feature and that it's dangerous for anyone to take an
action like that."
The makers of Metamucil responded that park officials
should chill out, that the commercial was obviously a joke.
Also this last week, on Wednesday, January 29th, park
rangers assisted the Montana Department of Livestock to capture and send
to slaughter two bull bison. The National Park Service has assisted
these cattle ranchers to kill thousands of bison in the last couple of
decades using the excuse that bison might pass the disease brucellosis
There won't be cattle grazing on the public lands near
Yellowstone until June, and theoretically, only infected pregnant female
bison could pass this disease, but there has never been a case of bison
passing brucellosis to bison in the wild. These bulls were killed for no
good reason. One of the most important "features" of Yellowstone, the
last wild free roaming bison are being killed for no good reason.
And park officials are worried that visitors will be
inspired by a joke commercial to pour a laxative into a geyser? Come on.
The National Parks and Conservation Association, a
watchdog group on National Parks, just released its list of the ten most
endangered parks in our country. Yellowstone made it again. I have
forgotten how many years it has been on the list. Yellowstone faces
incredible noise and air pollution from snowmobile traffic which
pollutes the air and endangers the wildlife. Rangers at the entrance
gates often wear gas masks and have fresh air pumped into their booths
because of the carbon monoxide.
The Clinton administration tried to ban snowmobiles in
the park but the Bush regime has overturned that ban. The town of West
Yellowstone, Montana, is the snowmobile capital of the world. There are
snowmobile rental places on every block. Everyday during the winter, an
average of 800 of these loud, smoky vehicles enter the park. The
proposed Bush regulations places a "limit" of 1100 snowmobiles per day
to enter the park. Gee, an increase of 300 machines doesn't sound very
"limiting" to me.
And park officials are worried people might pour
laxatives into geysers?
Perhaps Yellowstone park officials need a good dose of
Metamucil to flush their heads out of their @$$#$.
To learn more about the Yellowstone bison situation, go
to the site of the Buffalo Field Campaign (my favorite activist group)
Buffalo Field Campaign
The BFC recently received a matching grant for their work to stop the
slaughter. If you can afford a donation, write the word "Match" on your
check. If the National Park Service is unable to protect the animal
which is its own symbol, maybe with our help these brave activists can.
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