"Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the
Christmas turkey before us...a turkey which was no doubt a lively,
intelligent bird... a social being...capable of actual affection...
nuzzling its young with almost human-like compassion. Anyway, it's dead
and we're gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family."
~Berke Breathed, Bloom Country Babylon
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