From all-creatures.org
HUMOR ARCHIVE
On this page you will find some of the items, thoughts and messages that were submitted to the Veg-Christian E-mail discussion group, or to all-creatures.org.
Submitted by Stephen Motson
Adam was Sitting in his garden and he called on God.
"God, I'm lonely. Is there anything you can do to help me."
God said, "Well I can create someone that will cook for you, clean, love and respect you. Be there for you, and do everything you ask."
Adam wonders, "What will I have to do?"
God says, "It will cost you an arm and a leg."
Adam says, "What can I get for a rib?"