It is our hope that this collection of humor will help make us laugh at ourselves, and hopefully live a more compassionate cruelty-free lifestyle.
Submitted by Elyse Bell
Adam and the Lord were walking together in the Garden of Eden.
Adam: "Lord, Eve is amazing! She's so kind and her voice is like music!"
And the Lord said, "I made her that way so you'll love her."
Adam: "...and her hair is so shiny and lovely!"
And the Lord responded, "That's so you'll love her."
Adam: "...and Lord, her form is so WOW!"
The Lord: "That, too, is so you'll love her."
"But, Lord," said Adam, "she's...she's so, you know, um...stupid!" "That," said the Lord, "is so she'll love you."