On this page you will find some of the items, thoughts and messages that were submitted to the Veg-Christian E-mail discussion group, or to all-creatures.org.
The Italian says, 'I'm tired and thirsty. I must have wine.'
The Frenchman says, 'I'm tired and thirsty. I must have cognac.'
The Russian says, 'I'm tired and thirsty. I must have vodka.'
The German says, 'I'm tired and thirsty. I must have beer.'
The Mexican says, 'I'm tired and thirsty. I must have tequila.'
The Jew says, 'I'm tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes.
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