To Make a Woman Happy
From all-creatures.org
HUMOR ARCHIVE

On this page you will find some of the items, thoughts and messages that were submitted to the Veg-Christian E-mail discussion group, or to all-creatures.org.

To Make a Woman Happy

To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be:

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a psychologist

15. a pest exterminator

16. a psychiatrist

17. a healer

18. a good listener

19. an organizer

20. very clean

21. sympathetic

22. athletic &. warm

23. attentive

24. gallant

25. intelligent

26. funny

27. creative

28. tender

29. strong

30. understanding

31. tolerant

32. prudent

33. ambitious

34. capable

35. courageous

36. determined

37. true

38. dependable

39. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

40. give her compliments regularly

41. love shopping

42. be honest

43. be very rich

44. not stress her out

45. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

46. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

47. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

48. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

49. give her lots of money without asking her the account

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

50. Never to forget: * birthdays,* anniversaries,* arrangements she makes