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Animal Rights Poetry and Prose By Heidi Coon
Poems of compassion dedicated to the non-human animals who share this planet with us and the people who fight for them.
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By Heidi Coon
Vegan you’re a softie
Tender heart n’ squishy
Eat some steak, don’t be bitchy
Vegan you’re so pushy
Caught in your vegan tizzy
You pig-petting sissy
Vegan pussy
Such a wussy
Lil vegan marshmallow
Like a cushy body pillow
You bunny hugging bowl of
jell-o
Oh the vegans gettin bossy
Calling me a zombie
Cow kissing softie
Oh, Vegan, you lost me
I no listen when you talkie
Vegan, you’re radical
Your beliefs are laughable
Your efforts fallible
Being vegan is so damn unnatural
I’ll say again so it’s understandable
I like eating the bodies of dead animals
....
Hey…who doesn’t love an easy to demolish non-vegan straw man argument?
©Heidi Coon, 2022
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