Pardon me, while I sit & analyze
PBR rodeo cowboy bull riding guys
They get all gussied up, & don their cowboy disguise
Do they wanna look nice for a bull, when they lock eyes?
Why do men wanna ride bovine, I surmise?
Rodeo men love to ride bigger males, I theorize
Betcha they make sure there’s give in their tight Levis
Before they mount him, to ride him...what’s that symbolize
Rodeo men love riding big males, that’s their real prize
They squeeze him hard between their legs, bet they fantasize
I also betcha it’s the inside of their jeans, they ‘fertilize’
My conclusion drawn, shouldn’t come as a surprise
Bull riders love the feel of a big, hard male between their thighs
©Heidi Coon, 2022
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