I doubt there is skiing in Heaven,
Because they have no snow;
And the “other place” below
Is nowhere I’d like to go.

“Till hell freezes over,”
We’ve all heard people say;
But we can only hope and pray
We’ll never see that day.

For as much as it’s fun to ski,
I sure wouldn’t want to be
In “that place” for eternity
Just for another chance to ski!