Very Sad, But I Needed To Turn Such Requests Down
Two Dear Souls have pleaded with me this year that I hold a kind of
marriage ceremony for both them and their respective loyal and
faithful hound. Indeed, their intentions were deeply honorable, but
due to the world’s association between marriage and sex, I had to
clearly turn down such requests because empty headed and frivolous
outsiders would have interpreted such a blessing ceremony as a license
to perform bestiality!
Well, how sick and frivolous are the
minds of so many! Consequently, in order not to be accused of
promoting bestiality - something biblically as disgusting and
obnoxious as both sodomy and incest! - I naturally refused both such
requests: knowing that the public press would largely have made ‘a
field day’ out of misinterpreting such a ceremony.
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So Grateful Not To Be Of The Present
Generation!
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