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From 5 June 2005 Issue

Oh I Wish I Was An Oscar Mayer Wiener
By Greg Lawson - ParkStranger@aol.com

Oscar Mayer is having a contest, "What Would You Do With the Weinermobile For a Day." I encourage all vegans to enter the contest. The prize is the use of the Weinermobile for a day and $6000. Oscar Mayer - Ride Of Your Life http://rideofyourlife.promolot.com/ 

Here is my the entry I posted at their webpage....

Well, first, I would replace the pots that held hot pork products for years, no point in trying to clean them, they would never be clean enough for me or my friends.

Then I would fill the new pots with Loma Linda brand vegan Big Franks, they are the tastiest hot dogs I have ever tried. Then I would place a big sign on top of the Wienermobile that said "Don't Eat This Crap, Go Vegetarian."

Then I would drive around El Paso handing out free vegan hot dogs and vegan literature. The literature would list the ingredients in Oscar Mayer hot dogs and the ingredients in vegan hot dogs. I would also hand out flyers about how pigs are some of the most intelligent of animals.

I would donate the $6000 dollars to Farm Sanctuary.

I hope you consider my entry as it would really make a dream of mine come true.
Yours for the animals,
Greg

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