The Works of
MARK EDGEMON

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Articles - Humor - Poetry - Stories - Parables - Fables

Mark Edgemon has been writing for 30 years. He writes and publishes short stories, articles, poetry and scripts, as well as, produces audio comedy productions for over 700 radio stations nationwide.

Contact Mark through his website: www.creatorandthecatalyst.com

Articles:

• BETRAYED BY FAMILY AND FRIENDS
• BETWEEN IRAQ AND A HARD PLACE
• BLESSING THE UNBLESSABLE: SMOTHERED IN PIGS FEET
• CELEBRATING EASTER: YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD MAN DOWN
• DYING TO SELF: MAKING OUT YOUR WILL
• FOLLOWING RELIGIOUS LEADERS: LAST DITCH ATTEMPT TO MISS GOD
• HOW NOT TO COMPROMISE WHILE STANDING KNEE DEEP IN CRAP
• JUDGING OTHERS: BUT NOT BEFORE YOUR FREE EYE EXAM
• MY BALONEY HAS A FIRST NAME: THE ART OF POLITICAL PANDERING
• NEGATIVE INHERITANCE: RECEIVING FROM OTHER PEOPLE’S WILL
• RELIGIOUS MARKETING: PROSTITUTING THE GOSPEL
• REVENGE: GETTING EVEN, KEEPS YOU OFF BALANCE
• THE ACTIVIST BELIEVER'S HANDBOOK: USING EXTREME LANGUAGE
• THE ANIMAL SAVER
• THE ART OF INSPIRATION - with Audio
• THE CONSUMPTION OF GREED
• THE CRUCIFIXION: BLOOD ASSURANCE
• The Gremlins of a Poisoned Society
• THE JUDGEMENT OF FALSE PASTORS: BISHOP TO KING'S RIGHT
• THE SCIENCE OF SPIRITUALITY

Humor:

• A MAN AHEAD OF HIS TIME - Audio
• ANXIETY MANAGEMENT SEMINAR - Audio
• BOMB THE ROAD AGAIN (THE LEBANESE EVACUATION SONG) - Audio
• DAB...THE MIDGET HITMAN - THE LITTLE DAB WILL DO YA - with Audio
• DATA HOLE COMPUTER REPAIR - THE DISNEY ACCOUNT - Audio
• DIAMOND IN THE RUFF
• GEORGE JETSON FOR DEBT SCHMEDT - Audio
• GREEN CASH FOR SCAMS - Audio
• HOOK, LINE AND SINKER - Audio
• How to Enjoy Gulf Coast Shrimp Marinated in Petroleum Oil...Without Dying
• Humorous Animal Photo - 212 With Music
• Little Rascal Flat - Audio
• MIND NUMBING BOOKS - Audio
• NEEDLING HIM TO DEATH - Audio
• RAINBOW COALITION CONNECTION - Audio
• ROBERT SCHULLER - ACCENTUATE THE POSITIVE - Audio
• SADDAM HUSSEINA WITH THE BAGHDAD BOYS - Audio
• THE CAPITAL SLAPPER - Audio
• THE CRAP YOU HAVE TO PUT UP WITH - Audio
• THE DAY I KILLED TEN THOUSAND…PLUS ONE
• THE GREAT AMERICAN CHOCOLATE BAR - Audio
• THE NEW CROCODILE (DUNDEE) HUNTER - Audio
• THE WAY-MART PROMISE - Audio
• WEAPONS MART - Audio

Poetry:

• Accept Me For Who...I Am!
• Adolescent Humor
• A Dream Come True
• Alone In a Crowded Stream - with Audio
• A Meaningful Christmas?
• Asleep In the Light
• As the Wind Blows...
• Bed Side Manor
• Behind My Window - Audio
• Blurred Reality
• Boo
• Born Again...To Die Another Day!
• Born To Death
• Broken Toys
• Broken Vessel
• Cereal Killer: The Sugary Demise of Cap'n Crunch
• Child In The Bramble with Audio
• Countdown To Destiny
• Courage Is Being Scared to Death and Saddlin' Up Anyway
• Damn Near Perfect!
• Death is Everything It's Cracked Up To Be!
• Diamonds in the Roughest of Times!
• Does Anyone Really Have Anything To Say?
• Don't Let the Bastard Win!
• Dream Invasion
• Dreams and Nightmares - Audio-
• Dying To Self is a Living Prayer
• Faithless
• Falling Head Over Heels
• Few Too Many Times
• Finger Lickin' Good!
• Flights of Fancy: Memoirs Of An Aging Dreamboat
• Forever Guilty
• Game On
• Gateway To Evil
• GRIMM REALITY with Audio
• Have You Seen Her?
• He Doeth Protect, Who Raises Up!
• His Soul Searches For Freedom
• Horse of a Different Color
• How Easily We Stumble
• How Small We Are
• I Am
• I Am Transformed - Audio-
• I Am What I Create
• I Hoped In Silence
• If I Could Just See What I Am Saying
• If I Don't Reach For It Now...When?
• If I Were Me
• If Thou Must Ask
• I'll Try
• In Death I Speak
• Indecisively Certain
• Indifferent Differences
• In My Own Way
• Inspired to Breathe
• In The Stillness of the Evening - Audio
• I Possess the Hell That Encamps Against Me
• I Remember Mother
• It's Hard To Feel Anything, When You're Self Absorbed
• It Was His All the Time
• Jim's Early Bird Special
• Joy in the Mourning
• Knights of the Fearful Dread
• Let There Be...
• Liberties - Audio-
• Like Bread
• Looking Beyond the Surface - Audio-
• Love...Is a Many Splintered Thang!
• My Memory Of You - with Audio
• My Summer Days Are Winter Borne
• My Time Has Come
• My Troubles Begin In Haste
• Nothing is Fair At the Fair
• Of Great Price
• Oh Precious Heart of My Lover So
• PASTOR TADD
• Point of View
• Rainy Days and the Mundane Always Get Me Down
• Satan, So Misunderstood
• Say Unto The Mountain
• Seasons In the Sun
• Secret of Faith
• Shy Boy
• So Lonely I'm Blue
• Somewhere, Beyond the Rainbow
• Stand With Me
• Sure He Died on the Cross, But What Has He Done For Me Lately?
• Surrendering To Victory
• Tempest of the Times - with Audio
• That Was Zen, This Is Tao
• The Author and the Finisher
• THE AVENGER
• The Bare We All Have To Cross
• The Biggest Valley
• THE BOX
• THE CALLED
• The Cat Of a Thousand Evil Deeds
• The Ceiling and the Sky - Audio
• The Circular Wind
• The Clumsy Bomb Maker
• The First Stone
• The Heat of My Flesh
• The Hell of Our Making
• The Liquid Mistress
• Theme From Monogamy: Do You Know Where You're Going To?
• The Modern Samaritan
• THE OUTER INNER LIMITS
• THE PRAYERS OF A SELF DETERMINED RELIGIOUS MAN
• The Price of Eggs In China
• The Profit of Doom
• The Purpose I Seek
• There Are No Atheists in the Great Beyond
• There's Never a Pilgrim When You Need One!
• The Shape of the Cross - Audio
• The Spirit Hunters
• The Thought of You - with Audio
• The Urination of Us All
• The Vast Difference of Insincerity
• THE WICKED IN THEIR BED
• The Willow Bends
• The Writer
• Through The Eyes of the Defiant
• To Reach Beyond Ourselves
• Tried and True
• Trouble in Paradox
• Vanity, Is So Not Fair
• We Gathered There - with Audio
• What I Am, I Write
• When I'm With You - with Audio
• When the Prey Becomes the Hunter
• When There's No Place To Go...But Up!
• WHERE DO DARK TIMES COME FROM
• Wherever I Am
• Where You Been; Who'd You See
• Where Your Soul Resides - Audio
• Who Is the One?
• Who Reads Poetry? - with Audio
• Why Am I Celebrating Christmas?
• Workin' On the Midnight Blues
• Yielding To His Right of Way
• Yielding To His Right of Way (2)
• You Wanna Buy Shoes
• Your Door Is a Jar
• You're A Lot Like Me - with Audio

Stories:

• A FIST FULL OF BARBWIRE
• A GOOD KNIGHT'S SLEEP with Audio
• ANGELS OF LESSER WINGS
• BETTER DAZE IN LA LA LAND
• BY ANY OTHER NAME
• CHRISTVILLE
• CORN ON THE MACABRE with Audio
• Demons In Disguise With Diamonds
• DIAMOND IN THE RUFF
• EVERY ORIFICE NEEDS A STONE
• EXCHANGING GIFTS
• FATHER OF THE BRIBE
• Gloria The Chipmunk - with Audio
• HAMLET: THE SHAKESPEARIAN PIG
• HE MUST KILL THE CHILDREN BEFORE HE DIES
• IMUS JUDGE MYSELF
• I Wish To Die Beside You - with Audio
• Lies That Sustain Us
• Mark Edgemon's Hamlet - Audio Only
• MY ADVENTURES IN UNCLE TOM SAWYER'S CABIN
• Ninety Minutes To Hell
• NO KISS FOR A DYING MAN
• OH DEER
• OLD MAN, TAKE A LOOK AT MY LIFE I'M A LOT LIKE YOU - with Audio
• SAINT JIM - with Audio
• Sea Shell Wishes - Audio
• Sons of Angels
• THE AGE OF AQUARIUM
• THE ALCOHOLIC MISER
• THE ANIMAL FREE VEGETARIAN RESTAURANT: A GOOD PLACE TO MEAT
• The Apparition: Hell On Earth
• THE BIG MEAT LOVERS NON DENOMINATIONAL CHURCH PICNIC
• The Blinding Light
• THE CREATURE COMFORTS
• The Cruci-fix
• The Deiform Sovereign Mind of Meaglia Vox with Audio
• The Dragonhorde
• THE FIGHT
• THE FORGER OF THE FLAME - with Audio
• THE FOUNTAIN OF EUPHUISM
• THE HUNTER BOUNTY: THE QUICKER PICKER UPPER
• The Last Prophet: Take the Long Way Home
• THE LIQUID MISTRESS - with Audio
• THE MEDIEVAL GOOD CASTLE OF MEDULLA OBLONGATA
• THE NAIVETE AMERICAN INDIAN
• THE OTHER SHOE
• THE PARTY FAVOR - with Audio
• THE POWERFUL WIZARDS OF CHATTATOOK
• THE REMEMBRANCE - with Audio
• THE RIGHTEOUS DETECTOR
• THE SECRET CROSS
• THE STAIRS OF ELMENDORF
• The Theme From Monogamy: Do You Know Where You're Going To?
• THE TRIBULATION: BLOOD MOON RISING
• WHITE OUT!

Parables:

• Abracadaver
• Academia Nut
• A Clone Again, Naturally
• A Little Whine With Dinner
• Ambivalent Cord
• A Victim of Circumstance in Every Situation
• Blackmailing the Devil
• Blind Seeing Eye Dogs
• Bull in a China Shop
• Carnal Logic
• Claire Voyant
• Cracked Mirror: Vanity Is Not Fair
• Dead in the Water
• Dead Reckoning
• Demons in Preacher’s Clothes
• Festive Hostilities
• For the Love of God
• For the Ways of Man
• For Whom They May Devour
• God is My Co-dependant
• Gossip: What is God Saying Behind Your Back?
• Harnessing the Predator
• Idiotology
• Impacted Wisdom Truth
• In the Steal of the Night
• It's Hell Being Carnal
• Last Chance For Survival
• Misfortune Cookie
• Mob Ties
• ONE HUNDRED AND ONE DAMNATIONS
• One Trick Phony
• Patty Cake and the Hollow Bread Man
• Rocky Road to Damascus
• Slumber Jack
• Spiritual Depth Perception: Or Those Who Go Bump in the Night
• The Cliffs of Despair
• The Healing Power of Prayer
• The Holiday of Misgivings
• The Legend of Prince Valium
• The Long Journey Into Now
• The Never Ending Gonnas
• The Newsmaker
• There's Something Wrong with Everybody
• The Spiritual Auditing Of Edith Hemphill
• The Stare Master
• The Ties That Blind
• The Unpopular Prince
• The Wagging: A Dog's Tale
• The Wandering Mind
• The Youth In Asia Room
• Trouble in Paradox
• Truth Pursuits: There's Nothing Trivial about It!
• Within the Power Of Your Hand

Fables:

• ARRESTED DEVELOPMENTS
• ART...FOR ART'S SAKE
• BLOOD BROTHERS FROM TWO SEPARATE MOTHERS
• BOOBIE TRAP
• BOOMERANG VENGEANCE
• DEAD RINGERS
• DEATH BY A THOUSAND PAPER CUTS
• DISPOSABLE SOLDIERS: LESS...IS NOT MORE
• HAIR TODAY...GONE TOMORROW
• HARBORING ILL FEELINGS
• HE WAS THE DREAMER AND THE DREAM
• I DON'T LIKE SPITERS AND SNAKES
• IT'S A KNOCKED UP LIFE
• MAID OUT LIKE A BANDIT
• MONOTONY: THE BORED GAME
• MOONLIGHTING VAMPIRES
• PICK OF THE ILLITERATE
• SEVERED PIANIST
• SPINSTER FOR HIRE
• THANKS FOR THE MAMMARIES
• THE BED SIDE MANOR
• THE GIRL WITH THE PLASTIC FACE
• THE HAPPY ANIMAL KILLING FARM
• THE LAND IS FULL OF GIANTS...AND SMALL CATS
• THE SODA JERK
• THOU SHALT NOT COVET THAT NEIGHBORS ASS
• UP THE DOWN ESCALATOR

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